[Do you hear that sound, Johto? That incessant chirping?]

[CALL 141.12]
PRESS SELECT

[It won't stop until you answer and trigger a long-as-fuck cutscene.]

LIQUIDWHATAREYOUDOING?!

[Sup, Johto. Today Otacon seems to have a familiar blond soldier very much attached to him.]

[Literally, as this Liquid is hugging him.]

Something wrong, Otacon? What's going on here, anyway?

[And you know what's really weird about this one? He's wearing a shirt. Not just a shirt, but a whole uniform.G-get off, what the ( Read more... )